Catchy Little Song about Okies, an original by me

I'm an Okie, by yours truly...

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck,
When I smile people say yuck!
I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck,
I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

I'm an Okie and I'm dumb,
When I think my brain turns numb!
I can't chew food I can only gum,
I'm an Okie and I'm dumb!

I'm an Okie and I'm a dope,
For me to know better there ain't no hope!
I'm fat, lazy, stupid and I smoke,
I'm an Okie and I'm a dope!

I'm an Okie and I'm inbred,
My Momma and her cousin they did wed!
All us kids are nearly brain dead,
I'm an Okie and I'm inbred!

I'm an Okie and I'm a looser,
My dream car is a PT Cruiser!
My grandpa is an inbred boozer,
I'm an Okie and I'm a looser!

I'm an Okie can't you see,
that one plus one equals three!
My hero is General Lee,
I'm an Okie can't you see!

I'm an Okie and I can't drive,
It's a miracle I'm still alive!
If you see me comin' you better hide,
I'm an Okie and I can't drive!

I'm an Okie and I'm a Schmuck,
When I smile people say yuck!
I love to drive my crappy ole' pickup truck,
I'm and Okie and I'm a Schmuck!

oklahoma Sucks.